i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
My mom just told me that the key to a successful marriage is never seeing your partner take a shit.
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Did I show you my penis last night?
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
This chick had a condom box organized by size with dividers that glowed in the dark.
I have really important information for you regarding the furry convention this weekend
Do you know that you can buy Cialis in Mexico? Best. Honeymoon. Ever.
I'm about to eat a honey mustard chicken salad on the toilet while I try to shit. You really think I care about what "kind of guy he is?" The fuck out of here.
If you don't care, I don't. Good luck finding prince charming.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
We hotboxed his bathroom. going to be a good night
Hotbox went wrong - smoke sets off fire alarm. Firefighters coming
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