:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
Her brother is deaf.
no wonder she was so good with her hands
He has a really nice penis but its like a model that wasn't built to scale
I apparently started to text you last night. All it said was 'the whole clam'. I hope that means something to you.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
You think I could convince him that having sex with another girl isn't cheating?
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