i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
The size of her hoop earrings are directly related to how much of a slut she is.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
that would be two times in a week with two different guys.
they have the same name so it only counts as one guy right?
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
she says she's going to shake me awake in 15min intervals if I pass out
this was your mom?
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Hey do you have any hot friends that would settle for less?
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
He fingered me in a Waffle House bathroom and then stole a traffic cone. Is this love that I'm feeling?
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
He said we were over, wrote my name on the condom he left in my car last night and said he'd always keep it in case I came back. It was kind of romantic
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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