guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
He still hasn't made a move, so I slept with his brother last weekend. Maybe sibling rivalry will motivate........
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
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Roommate is eating a chimichanga, watching Dr Doolittle 2 and weeping. His Tuesday hangovers make me feel better about my life.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
I WILL KICK YOU IN THE FUCKING THROAT IF YOU EAT MY FUCKING ICE CREAM.
So then I got so stoned I sat and took my pulse for 10 minutes.
he's trapped himself under a bed and is screaming at a robot dog to give him a blowjob
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