i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
Last night was proof dads should hug their daughters more
I don't care if he acts like a don't exist 6 days a week. On the 7th day he makes makes my vagina cry. In a good way. Jesus understands.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I like how she'll post a picture on Instagram with her boyfriend and 2 hours later you'll send me a snap of her panties on your rear view mirror
Just sent my mother the text "we need to get our vaginas looked at this thursday". Hows your day going?
Look I'm really high right now, and if I were to leave this house, it would be for the sole purpose of getting an ice cream sandwich. So can you please just do it.
Through a complicated series of events, I wound up in the desert with a blue chick from comic-con. we lost peter. if you're alive, please come get us.
Went online to check my credit card... $147.87 at Waffle House. $632.36 at "Red Rose Gentleman's Club" and a $1000 cash advance from an ATM. I may no longer be a fiancé.
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
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