why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
For some reason, my father is not responding to the 5 texts I sent him that all read: "Dad dad dad dad dad dddaadd dddddaaaaaaaaad dad".
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
If you fool around, take the WHITE sweatshirt off of her first. It's mine, and I don't like your cum nearly as much as she does.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
We saw the mini basketball hoop and unicycle and just knew we had to create a new sport
Drunk minds think alike
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