I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
That explains waking up with one hand in the toilet and the other in the trash can
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
he asked me to hangout with him...and his son
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
foreskin is a definite game changer
She is watching her grandpa for the day and the dude just whipped it out and started jerking off while watching the View.
I guess crabs is what I get for sleeping with my ex.
Its like bringing all that milkshake to the yard and I'm a diabetic and can't have any
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Is it customary to send a 'thank you card'to someone who gave you awesome oral as a gift at your housewarming party?
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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