so that girl updated her facebook status as "had the worst night ever last night"
um, i could be wrong but i think it might've had something to do with mark drunkenly screaming about her unibrow right in front of her
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I totally give up. Optimus Prime just fell from the top of the Great Pyramid into the hypostyle hall at Karnak.
I don't remember. Are we still dating?
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
His fingers had 12 years of piano lessons behind them. my ex has been put to shame by a finger
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
He's basically like a fancy dildo that buys me dinner.
wow. there is a man who hates the post office more than me. he is causing a scene, this is a snapshot of elderly me.
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on
My mom heard me having sex with my boyfriend but thought it was the neighbors. She commented on how quick it was. I just nodded and changed the subject
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
I'm doing my drinking workout. 20 pushups for each beer I finish. I should write a fucking book
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