After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
There are no words to adequately express my gratitude for sending me porn you found staring a former classmate.
So many stories. To uyou are sober. I heart you though. Jesus. Dirrty dancing jusyt came oine!!no. Lie.
you force-fed me gummy vitamins while screaming "I JUST WANT YOU TO BE HEALTHY" i have never been so terrified in my life.
No fireworks. Throwing the old microwave off the deck.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
I like how you were offering me $50 last night to come home with you to take care of you and your dog
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
Could you just like have a friend who feels bad for me and secretly always wanted to have sex with me
I'll just bring the big suitcase this trip so I don't have to play wine bottle tetris again.
I woke up not knowing what state I was in. Turns out, people from Deleware are pretty helpful.
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