ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Guess who got arrested for public drunkiness, and called jimmy johns for the entire station last night instead of someone to bail me out? The cop that arrested me drove me home. Win.
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
It was around the time I started requesting "big girl straws" from the bartender for my jack and diets, that I knew I'd probably wake up with my sunglasses on and find my wallet in the shower.
Apparently she has a 10 week old kid, which would explain the hallway effect I was feeling.
You know what the worst feeling in the world is? Sitting in your 6pm AA meeting still hungover from the night before
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
Grandma is high again and locked herself in the house
Just flash them and yell "JUDGE THESE BITCHES"
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