You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
what part of covering your puke with shaving cream seemed like a good idea?
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
threw up in the library. i should be embarrassed, but i'm willing to bet that i'm one of the first so i'm kinda proud.
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
Pretty sure I'm going to hell because of our friendship
Last one there wins
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
She says the reason I don't talk to her is because I'm "emotionally lazy" what ever that means
I'm tired, but I'm gonna go with "I watched the debate last night and part of my soul died"
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Idk she seemed really innocent until she snorted that line of vicodin
Randomize
