how many beers do i need before it is acceptable to sleep with sam
enough that when i make fun of you for it tomorrow you wont even remember it happening
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
i came on her dog
You tried taking his shirt off at the bar. He was 37 and married with kids.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
Standing in my kitchen eating choc chip cookie batter from the bowl. As sad as it is, I kinda like the places bad breakups take me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
found a better reason to procrastinate than the usual sunday-don't-give-no-fucks. literally every one of my textbooks is soaked in captain. can't turn a page without gagging.
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
I forgot to lock the door last night. I woke up cuz a guy opened my bedroom door, asked me who I was and where he was. And there was another guy standing in the living room asking me if I knew what apartment "Travis" lives in.
Was picked up in the middle of a bar full of people...apparently I'm not tall enough to reach for drunken makeouts. I'm proud of myself.
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