I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Tipsy and thinking of you. Talk tomorrow. My alliteration is awesome.
We snorted a line of cocaine and xanax, and then played a game of Backgammon. It was surprisingly therapeutic.
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Yea, she's 42 I'm 23. Girls our age are terrible. All they need is a divorce and a bottle of wine
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
I'm about to take my 7th shot and I have to to go to dinner with my grandma in an half hour. What is my life.
my poor anus
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
Girl just left one of the apts upstairs carrying a giant bottle of kahlula and a lunchable.... I feel like we could be friends
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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