i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
Grown men dancing to Spice Girls and a girl wearing one shoe. I belong here
other than her wanting kids and me wanting to do drugs,were perfect for each other
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
Scary. I thought trees were a lie and that someone ha permanently stenciled them into my life. No joke.
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
You're worse than that girl who made out with her cousin at that party
That was you...
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I have no inclination to even want to think about what God's existential meltdown is going to be like. O.o
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
The dicks good but it's not two trains and a bus good.
Beer. Pizza. Seething Rage. I will be full of two of these things tonight. You get to decide which two.
im gonna shove his purity ring down his throat
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
