I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
It's sad that he has such a beautiful cock and doesn't know what to do with it.
closing bar tabs have helped me with simple math in college.
i'm sorry i gave your brother a handjob while you were on the blanket next to us, but to be fair your back was turned.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
woke up to a family dragging me under their beach umbrella, they poured water on me bc they "thought I was dead" then fed me quesadillas and nursed me back to health... gotta love Cabo
Why are there jello shots in the kitchen drawer?
Let's play another riveting game of "Whose boxers are hanging on my fence?"
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
You hit your head and proceeded to fall in the floor, curl up in my lap and make me rock you like a small infant. I was beginning to worry until you started to sing "Rock me momma like a wagon wheel".
Sitting in the car eating a bagel. Watching a guy do tai chi in the parking lot. My morning is fabulous
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