Its about making memories worth repressing
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I answered the my mom's phone call about what we're doing for father's day while he was still fucking me. She thought I seemed really excited about his hiking boots present.
Dude. He only had one testicle. It was like his whole package was a Muppet Show character coming at me.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I wish there was a non slutty way to ask the guys across the hall if i can copy their men's bathroom key so I have one for my one night stands
Smoked Hookah in the playhouse last night. Childhood was so fun.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
I just told 2 of my vibrators "I love you." I seriously need some dick.
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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