he kept looking at my chin until i asked why, then he just said he was making sure his balls didnt leave a mark.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
A guy in a big stork costume just came to our meeting to give us condoms and t-shirts telling us not to get pregnant. Only at college
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
He didnt have condoms & didnt trust himself to pull out. Thats when I knew he was a keeper. So I blew him so he knew I was a keeper too.
True romance of the 21st century.
Right before he passed out, he said "Stuporman, coming in for a landing"
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
don't worry i won't let him get attached. I put on my Hulk onesie after sex and yelled I SMASHED YOU. never seen a guy looked so confused.
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
My favorite thing about your netflix account "suggestions for you" section: Russias Toughest Prisons is followed immediately by Strange Sex
Just please don't close your legs while I'm down there again. I don't want my death to be labeled as "Head crushed while giving an individual cunnilingus".
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
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