i just realized i have an entire drawer dedicated to the clothes of guys ive shacked with...
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
You just can't come from being "the girl who shit her pants."
I don't give a shit if she's homeless, if you're gunna live outside el pollo loco and act like a bitch I'm squirting you with my water bottle
I'm doing blow on my fuzzy rug
Come join me
It wasn't so much a one night stand as much as one night she puked on my nightstand.
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
No he's here. We were watching Harry Potter stoned as shit and he fell asleep with his head in my lap. I'll figure out what to do with him after Harry gives Dobby the sock.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
Do you wanna do something, or just stare at each other and fantasize about death like we usually do
Randomize
