What would you say if someone told you they liked your lips?
Which ones?
He literally had no idea who I was, so he made me turn around 360 degrees and when he saw my ass, he blurted out my first AND last name.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
he grabbed my head and said "you are a horse. I am leading you to water" pushed it down and whispered "Drink."
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
she asked him to cuddle cuz she was cold and instead he got up, moved the space heater to her side of the bed, and went back to sleep
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I'll be there in spirit. Right there in your vagina.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
Well we were going to compare notes, but all I could remember was throwing up, and all she could remember was kissing, so then we decided to not compare anything.
My girl came home. i was jacking off on the couch and she just starts telling me about her day, as if im not half naked with my hand on my cock.
I don't remember, but I believe your goodnight phrase was "nice meeting you, thanks for not macing me"
Word my sister pulled through for me and brought vodka shooters for the plane. its about to be a sloppy 4 hours
Just woke up and read the text that drunk me sent you, i take it all back, and you can't have my power puff girl pillow either.
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
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