So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Tonight was the second time that I've pretended like English was my 2nd language to avoid conversation w a creeper.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
Currently behind the bar at some asian place, pouring drinks for everyone with a snake around my neck
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
It's a 'fuck poison control' kind of night.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
You're always so late and I'm always so drunk.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
Stop chatting and get in the fucking car. I didn't get my asexual ass out of bed just to watch you flirt and fail with someone you're never going to see again.
I stole $10 from the guy I hooked up with last night.Not sure why but it was definitely more satisfying.
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