Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i am watching brooke knows best right now and hulk is totally dating his daughter's look a like. it is gross and disturbing.
the most pressuring question is, why are you watching brooke knows best?.
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
This is that think about life weed. Thank god I'm in American lit this semester. I can actually write papers in this vat of introspective stoned.
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
I just got a get of my turf look from a hooker. Apparently, Ninja Turtles T-shirt+Jeans+Flip-Flops=Hooker Gear. Woot.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
she told him my safe word. I'm gonna casually work it into conversation and at him suggestively to see if he realizes i want to have rough sex with him
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