found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
Did I mention I hooked up with another country star? I think I need some sort of trophy for each time, yah know? Or like a sash and I win a badge or patch for each person. Like a slutty Girl Scout.
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
Lesson learned. No more vodka and toaster strudel
Like when I see him I look straight through his appearance and just envision a big walking penis.
I had a spiritual reading tonight and my dead grandmother called me a whore.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He gave me an orgasim so fantastic that I had an asthma attack.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
How did they ever let a trainwreck like myself run a bar?!
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
You can make out without kissing
Explanation needed
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