did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
no i brought the cat to the bar. I got a weird look when I walked in but now everyone loves her.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
dude a monday night stripper made you motorboat her. you should get that checked out
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Got dumped. Now accepting nominations for my extra Dave Mathews ticket. No xboyfriends. Must cast final votes by Monday. Good luck everyone
Yeah except my drinking partners aka my parents went to sleep Cuz ya know, they're old.
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
moral of the story: if your going to mix ambien and free skyclub alcohol, take a direct flight or have a layover in a city you wouldn't mind having to return to for a court date.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
You casually put your finger in my ass and other people are weird..
Randomize