I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
At dinner I grabbed his hand and he screamed "mom she just grabbed my penis" the proceeded to shove my hand down his pants! Hello Mr.Dick!
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
She didn't talk for 45 minutes. We finally convinced her to open her mouth. There was a flower in there.
Are you sighing at your phone and judging me right now?
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
She was about to leave with you until you started singing "You Hoes Ain't Loyal" in her face
We had a moment of silence for all of the orgasms he gave me with his beard before he shaved it off.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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