I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Jerry, you need to find god
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
Some girl at my gym just tried to casually drop the fact she can kegel 3 lbs...
Me hangover (as projected). That sounds like a plan. Ill do it for Mexico
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I'm sorry, the person you're trying to reach is WAYYY too high to deal with this right now.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
Currently looking up Winnie-the-Pooh porn.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
If it makes u feel any better my dick feels pretty tender dude
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
Randomize
