you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
just threw all of the fireworks into the bonfire. thats why there are firetrucks.
Totally just grabbed the wrong dick. Damn this tequila.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
Let's learn from last year: Leave the handcuffs at home on St Patrick's Day.
It's pretty fantastic. I just wanna know how your bra ended up in the aquarium the other night.
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I think after tonight I'm 85% lesbian
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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