I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
That makes 14 Xmas cards already! Middle aged people are really nice to their dealers.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
All I wanted was a couple of orgasms before work, is that too much to ask?!
You made me brush your teeth last night......for 47 minutes.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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