she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
I wasn't trying to be rude when I hurriedly walked past you, but I can not put in to words exactly how bad I had to shit.
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He sent me a picture of Reese's peanut butter cups next to his dick. Of course I went over.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
RICK BROUGHT THE HOT BARTENDER HOME. SOMEONE CALL THE FIRE DEPARTMENT, CUZ RICKYS ON FIIIIIIIRE.
lmao nvm she punched him in the face and left
Last night I recall my hair going up in flames. This is evident by the burnt hair smell that is following me around this morning
Just FYI: if you happen to notice a liquid of some sort on my kitchen counter with an interesting color/ texture, don't taste it
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