Well apparently he's into motor boating.
Me. At least after what I've been through.
best part, i was ridiculous and none of them were judging me bc they didn't want my vagina. it was like i was a pretty painting
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
i refuse to live in a world where loud threesomes in your own apartment are referred to as "rude"
did you yell "are you not entertained?"
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
He was the drug dealer that jumped out of his car to get my number
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
He asked me if I remembered touching his police badge. awk.
Its that time in the evening when I've had a few cocktails and wish you'd make a video about the packers and Jack Daniels.
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