Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
I love you. Thanks for all the blowjobs.
He slow fucked me. Doggy style. On a porch. You never slow fuck doggy style. Its a law. A LAW.
I told him if he wanted to lose weight he had to learn self control. Less than ten minutes after that I ate a cookie off the floor...
I puked so hard this morning that I peed my pants. I'm a gem.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I was going to do a cardio thing but then tacos.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Ugh im hungover from last night, and to top it all off, I think someone jacked my laptop.
umm ya, so we found it in the oven wrapped in a pillow case this morning
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Im crying watching 9/11 footage eating spray can cheese in my pajamas.
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