Hahaha figures, hmm should I spank you? Or throw a cow at you?
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
the Monday before Thanksgiving is not a Monday at all. Just Thursday in Monday suit.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We can just keep having sex until one of us finds someone we actually like
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
So that 100 days of sobriety thing I told you about last week? Lasted all of 4 days. Fuck it, life's too short
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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