# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
I'm not upset with you; I'm upset with Fox News.
:O -> O: ... that's emoticon for "he threw up in my mouth while we were making out"
I'm taking last night back. It officially didn't happen. Tell your friends.
Just found weed in my belly button. Happy Saturday!
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
Just sent a dick pic to ur girl. It was accident. Plz mail it to Gena.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
We should buy t shirt guns and blow eggs out of them at his house. Bachelorette party
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
I also woke up in a bed soaked of pee and drunkenly lectured him on the dangers of chewing tobacco... weird night
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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