sometimes i wish i was able to text my cat and tell him i miss him and that i'm thinking about him
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I'm torn. Shes everything I ever wanted, but I just cant get past the story about having drunken sex with her dog in high school.
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
currently shading my boobs to make it look like i have mass cleavage...thanks art school
The vagina on Hilton Head is mighty fine this time of year.
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Moral of the story: always keep condoms in your bra
You know that girl that climbed through my window and got in my bed with me and fucked me? It turns out she was real and has a real boyfriend who is real pissed
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
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