whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
the vast amounts of cleavage i'm sporting to my final says "no, I didn't study but don't worry I've got something lined up for when I don't graduate".
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Siri just reminded me to pickup Plan B
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Of course I have a pirate flag
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
So I had sex in the woods today. Anything else that happened today? Irrelevant. It was a GOOD day.
Is it bad that I tried to build an outfit based around "What do people who use condoms look like when they buy condoms?"
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
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