One girl and one boy is just not enough.
Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Word to the wise: learn how to ask "What is my bail posted as" in French before traveling abroad.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
Hate the very realistic pregnancy dreams. Like my dream when I birthed the pirate ships. SO REAL...
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
she tied the funnel to the fucking ceiling...
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
you were huddled over the toilet, throwing up, and every few seconds you'd look up and say "this is such a waste of vodka" then put your head back down and start puking again
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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