I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
I would makeout with my roommate, but im not drunk enough and she doesnt like bacon fat
all i wanna do is drink skittled vodka, fuck my gf, and pass out in my neighbors hot tub naked
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
We can get high as fuck when there are no orders. If not its cool. I just figured Take Your Blunt Buddy To Work Day.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?
went out to hit golf balls, ended up doing splits at the bar. you're a bad influence.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
I may just have to resign myself to life in flats. He's a sexy little chipmunk that worships me.
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