Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
i just remebered what i did last night, i asked a homeless man on a bike "hey whatcha doin with that bike, wanna make 5 bucks?" he agreed and then rode me on his handle bars a block away to the next bar.
Hey guys. This is Daniel texting on mayas phone. if she called you and told you that i made her have sex with me in my doghouse with my dog present that wasn't true.... so dont spread that.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I think this breakup is Gods way of telling me I deserve a bigger dick
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
drunk caitlyn doesn't know how to work gmail. so know an email has been sent to the entire campus with a picture of me naked eating a bagel attached.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
I like how our relationship transcends the borders of inappropriateness and encompasses all the colors of the inappropriate rainbow.
After we had sex he told me it was a "goodbye gift". We haven't talked since.
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
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