do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
and in the morning, while we were eating breakfast, she was all " i think someone sneezed into my shirt..." she'll never know.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
Say something like you want him to fuck you behind a McDonald's. Guys secretly love weird shit like that.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I want you to get off the plane and get directly into my pants
Unless it involves a lot of whiskey, an ACDC concert, and a guy named Juan from the Philippines, then I'm not interested.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
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