No awkward lesbian experiences without me
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
he made a joke about you fucking his daughter...i think youre golden
WHERE ARE MY FUCKING EYEBROWS?!
Excellent idea. Nothing says "congrats for resurrecting yourself, Jesus" like Greygoose at noon!
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
My heart says buy the granny panties, but my vagina says don't throw in the towel yet.
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Why are you drunk at the library?
Why not?
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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