have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
Before I dignify that with an answer, let me get this straight. You're asking me if I wiped my ass on the towels?
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
He drove me to my therapist appointment because I was too drunk to drive. Total keeper.
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