so i decided not to tell her that her fiance is cheating since i already bought the bridesmaid dess
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
swear to god some girl just crawled out of the washing machine. this is intense.
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Why is the clock ticking so loud? Now I know how Captain Hook feels.
Ate a live seahorse, then tried to order a nacho bell grande from an ATM.
How the fuck do you get to keep practicing as a Nurse.
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Feel weird saying this on Facebook, but a dildo collecting demigod sounds like somebody I'd at least hang with for a minute.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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