There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
Just checked my missed calls... why did you call me 37 times from 2:14 to 3:58?
I envy you so much. I get girls who pee on my floor and you get girls who leave in the middle of the night
No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
You mean the girl who was passed out face down on the bathroom floor until 10 AM? You're right, she was cute.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
I pretty much landed into this relationship penis first
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
He sent me a blank text message. That's a booty call waiting to happen
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