did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
The beer is more important than you right now.
Instead of centeral air we are getting a margaritaville machine. Thought you would enjoy our logic
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
So should I finish watching Space Jam and then get head? Or get head while secretly watching Space Jam?
I think I'll handle my grief by throwing myself headlong into lesbianism. Seems like a fitting tribute to you.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I think we've gotten passed awkward... the day I woke up at the palms and ur getting eaten out by the dude who just fucked me on the balcony.
And a hot pocket after we fucked. Heaven.
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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