I woke up this morning wearing my tux shirt and jacket, but no pants.
______ was pissed. My breath tastes like tequila and doritos, and I couldn't get it up.
it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I'm surrounded by too many unhungover people.
oh man. maybe i should puke on his dick? just to test how much he loves me?
I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
Looks like a significant portion of my drinking money just became legal fees.
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
We're going to catch a squirrel this summer
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
I need Mexican food. Like, I'd take it through a needle at this point. It's totally worth the track marks.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
i'm really sorry, but i'm just not sober enough to make good decisions.
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