Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
i mistaked the back of her knee for her vagina
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
All I know is that your reaction after this date with him was "I think I did cocaine" so I'm sold on this boy
I love shooting for the middle. Those girls never wake up well.
She's trying to put on her dog muzzle on her self
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
I believe I can fly has to be one of the most inspirational songs of our time. Seriously R. Kelly nailed it
Then he went and peed on those teenagers.
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
You yell at me for being attracted to older guys and you're over here condoning murder
I brought my porn computer to class by accident
How much porn do you watch if you need a special computer?
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