I got a chicken sandwich and a frosty out of her. Better then having sex
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
Just looked at my outgoing calls. Seems I had a 7 minute convo with my 10th grade english teacher at 2:56 am Saturday...
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Like if god were to send me a cock shot, that's what it would look like.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
No, the real question is if you drink like I drink why WOULDN'T you wear a cape.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
Sexting Captain while emailing my eharmony match about my low key weekend is hard.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
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