We will have to stop frequently for food, stretching legs, interesting things on the side of the road, and sex. So you might as well eat.
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I just found 3 condoms in my math textbook... in the probability section... Under dependent and independent events...
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
He's got a pretty small dick but he's a total sweetheart. I'm gonna buy a new dildo and just deal with it.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
I know everybody has skeletons in their closet but why are all of mine so slutty?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
Must be why he thought choking was foreplay. Like WTF? No.
My vagina cried when he left. I think she's about to be at war with my self respect.
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