If you made a robot out of pillows would he be nice? It's hard to imagine a mean pillow robot. And who came up with the idea of shaving their legs?
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
for the record, graham crackers won't get the taste of cock out of your mouth. also we're out of graham crackers
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Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
Every now and then I'll meet one who is talented in the art of shower gymnast.
I really wanted to pound but her roomate was making mac n cheese n shit so I was trying to time her moans to the drone of the microwave
My google history for last night included "Whre is johns house" and "wher can i buy nukes?" Pretty sure they're related to one another.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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