U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
I just threw up in my hands while sitting on the toilet
I'm sorry for throwing the cheese everywhere, but it wasn't my fault. No one was enforcing disipline so not really my fault for not behaving
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
So I just went to 3 different stores because there is no way I can walk out of one store with this many reeses and still have my pride.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
So what your saying is I can use her desperation to my advantage. Fuck, this must be how pretty girls feel.
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
He's here walking around DRUNK AS FUCK in a Kobe Bryant number 8 jersey... Tucked in.
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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