i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
I was preparing to do my walk of shame shirtless, but then I found my sweater, wallet and keys neatly piled under a tree in the park.
In need of cum proof mascara. Don't judge me.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
You were literally hanging out the window and dancing to the remix to Ignition when we drove you home
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
I lost a fight last night. By that I mean I head butt the bar and busted my lip open.
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
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