they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Either she got face surgery at midnight, or i need to stop drinking...
He gave me a book last time I slept there. Im beginning to feel like a really weird hooker. Like instead of money he gives me random shit he has lying around. like hamburger buns
Yessssssssss. I got taped to a couch last night apparently. I also thought i was close to scoring after talking to some chick about hard boiled eggs
I don't think everyone found it as funny as I did... Nothing says "Party's Over" like the sound of a pump action shotgun.
Sex in the corn maze.....not as good as advertised.
He drank his beer out of his own shoe. Its his "party trick"
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
Fell asleep with Kristen and woke up with Sarah. It's official, vacation has begun.
Two words: blizzard sex
I got so drunk last night I took a ice bath with my mother in law
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