Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
ill be fine wheb you get back. I'm gunna do real world things like washing the dishes. having to perform serious tasks brings you down.
Morning yack off the fire escape. Girl walking by was mortified. Gooooooooo Ducks!!
I want to be you.
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
I have fence marks all over my body
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
MANIFESTATION IS REAL AND IM GETTING LAID TONIGHT
She was drunk running in the middle of the street when a cop saw her,picked her up and dropped her off at her house. This really doesn't surprise me.
Randomize
