Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
Chipotle...archenemy of the gay man. Cockblocking me since 1997
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
Haga you didnt jbsii whee wu an therer
Party on wayne
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
She makes walking on a treadmill look like a porno. I wish I could send over shots as an ice breaker.
That's effing brilliant. We should start a business.
I remember saying your puke looked like a jellyfish and you got very offended.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
How was the picnic?
We played softball, except our team sucked. In one hand was a mitt, the other a beer.
Why didn't you put them down?
No beer left behind.
I think clothing becomes optional at the second date! But you seem like a rule breaker
STOP TRYING TO FUCK MY DAD
THE HOT GUY IS YOUR DAD?!?!?!?!???
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
When you trip so hard that you can see your friends thoughts through their pupils.
I haven't lost it. I know I'm not a prophet. It was a joke.
After the edible you claimed you were talking to my cat. We're in our 30s now, what was once cute is now a liability.
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