I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
You working tonight?
Keg. Hottub. Wearimnh a 8th graders bikini. Mess
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
So what are you going to be for halloween?
A woman sitting on her couch watching Hocus Pocus.
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
Stumbled across a pregnancy test in my closet. Oh, the freshman year flashbacks..
Does she know she is talking to people who slam shots of fireball and chase it with vodka?
These tits shall not be calmed
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