filled out health questionnaire for lower premiums a little bit too honestly. Literally got assigned a life coach.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
We're in the emergency room. He concussed himself trying to pop all the bubbles on my "one bubble a day" wall calender with his face.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
There is not enough soap in the world to make me feel clean after last night. Im gonna need jesus for this one
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I can insert a female catheter, but I cannot grill a cheese.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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