Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
Sorry for calling you a whore in front of your mom. World cup brings the worst out of me.
I found them in the kitchen microwaving bottle rockets chanting U.S.A U.S.A U.S.A
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
She is just sitting by the bathroom like a little puppy waiting for a knight in shining armor to take her in there to fuck her. New low?
im going to hold it over his head for all of eternity. when his children are born i am going to go to the hospital as his wife is giving birth and shove the picture in the childs face, so the first time they see their father is in a drunken stupor looking like a jackass.
Everyone is now just referring to it as "the night Hannah couldn't get laid" so needless to say you didn't miss much
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
I'm at the level of despair that only Panda Express can fix
I'm just hitting the tip of the iceberg on accents for this trip...so basically my panties are done for.
I don't know how much expertise I could offer. My best advice is, "don't drown, for god's sake don't drown"
stupid neighbors doing stupid yard work with their stupid kids when i want to do drugs in the backyard
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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