I'm eating all of the evidence.
Her vagina should come with caution tape.
I don't even know what he looks like, all i've seen of him is his dick
the rest of him looks just as crooked
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Don't worry. I just took 2 benadryls and beat off. I'm practically sleep texting
we just fucked in the mcds parking lot
wasnt he a virgin
yes we got celebratory milkshakes after
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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